Just after he called me on my cell phone to tell me he couldn’t talk, he called again and got my voicemail. I happened to be writing the first Hang it Up! post on my iPhone at the time so his call went straight to voicemail.
This time he left a voicemail message saying he couldn’t talk. Like he needed to reiterate that point?
I got it the first time. Really.
The ironic part is that his voicemail was really long. He took a forever to tell me he couldn’t talk. In fact, he couldn’t stop talking. On and on he went about how he couldn’t talk.
I just got a call from Jaffe. He called to tell me that he couldn’t talk.
HE CALLED TO TELL ME HE COULDN’T TALK.
Why? Why do people call just to say they can’t talk? It’s a waste of a call folks. And, if you’re calling someone with a cell phone, they are charged for you to tell them you really don’t want to talk to them!
Insulted and charged for the insult to boot!
Lee said it and it’s true: Only a Jew would call to say he can’t talk.
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