More Borscht Belt Humor
More Borscht Belt yucks from Capettawitz.
They’re oldies but goodies!
A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, ‘You’ve been brought here for drinking.’
The drunk says ‘Okay, let’s get started.’
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that ‘Won Ton’ spelled backward is ‘Not Now.’
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A: It’s called, ‘Debbie Does Dishes.’
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale’s.
A man called his mother in Florida, ‘Mom, how are you?’ ‘
Not too good,’ said the mother. ‘I’ve been very weak.’
The son said, ‘Why are you so weak?’
She said, ‘Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.’
The son said, ‘That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?’
The mother answered, ‘Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.’
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play.
She asks, ‘What part is it?
The boy says, ‘I play the part of the Jewish husband. ‘
The mother scowls and says, ‘Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.’
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