What would Jesus Drive?

He might drive an old Plymouth because the Bible says “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”

However, in Psalm 83, often called the “Prayer for Israel”, it is suggested that Jesus preferred the Pontiac and a Geo, for the passage urges the Lord to “pursue them with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.

Jesus apparently did not like Hondas. In the gospel of St. John, it is claimed that Jesus said “For I did not speak of my own Accord, but the Father who sent me commanded me what to say.” No doubt, he would have had some apprehension about driving a Pilate.

After wasting a great deal of time researching Bible quotes and others’ thoughts on this subject, I have concluded that whatever car Jesus might drive, it will, no doubt, be a Chrystler.

They’ll pass you from the right lane. They think nothing of cutting over four lanes of traffic — while applying makeup and still using their mobile handets.

Also, someone please tell them that the person to their right always has the right of way.

I also hate this “pedestrian in the crosswalk” bullshit. They should be forced to scramble for their lives just like the rest of us.

And let me jaywalk please. I can take care of myself. Even with these shifty LA drivers!

From my iPhone.

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