Jews love musicals. We love watching them, we love to sing along with our favorite show tunes, and, of course, we love writing and producing them!
Asians, particularly Koreans, love Karaoke.
Jews love Asians.
Therefore, you must see this YouTube video of a Korean kid singing Mariah Carey‘s “Touch My Body” or, in Korean Karaoke, “Tuts My Barreh.” It is subtitled — in English — for your amusement.