ObsessiveJew.com » Abortion http://obsessivejew.com/blog The place to Kvetch! Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:04:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 My big fat colonoscopy http://obsessivejew.com/blog/2009/01/15/my-big-fat-colonoscopy/ http://obsessivejew.com/blog/2009/01/15/my-big-fat-colonoscopy/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:13:56 +0000 Jaffe http://obsessivejew.com/blog/2009/01/15/my-big-fat-colonoscopy/ Jaffe's Colon
I’m currently not eating in preparation for the procedure. I’m not sure why they call this a fast when each moment without food feels like an eternity. Also what makes them think I want to be asleep when they shove something up my butt. They really don’t know me that well. Just kidding.

Actually I’m a top. As I say in my act — a Jewish top — a dreidel. Once a year someone takes me out and give me a spin.

A Jewish Top

Also in reference to the joke about Jews and abortion: Not only is it not wrong to have an abortion, a Jewish mother is technically allowed to nag the child to death until he’s 35.



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