http://obsessivejew.com/blog/2009/03/04/a-cut-above-the-rest/ The place to Kvetch! Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://obsessivejew.com/blog/2009/03/04/a-cut-above-the-rest/comment-page-1/#comment-56 Alan Klein Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:54:31 +0000 http://obsessivejew.com/blog/?p=752#comment-56 Fishy indeed! There had to be an easier way for him to touch other penises than to concoct such a bloody ritual. I mean he could have told them he was checking for social diseases, crabs or even offered manscaping services -- all of which I've used in the past with great success! But genital mutilation!?! Clearly, the patriarch of our people had of sick and twisted fantasy life! Fishy indeed! There had to be an easier way for him to touch other penises than to concoct such a bloody ritual. I mean he could have told them he was checking for social diseases, crabs or even offered manscaping services — all of which I've used in the past with great success! But genital mutilation!?! Clearly, the patriarch of our people had of sick and twisted fantasy life!

]]> http://obsessivejew.com/blog/2009/03/04/a-cut-above-the-rest/comment-page-1/#comment-55 Dennis Siple Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:01:09 +0000 http://obsessivejew.com/blog/?p=752#comment-55 For years I have been wondering - How do we know that Abraham wasn't just a perv who had a fetish for genital mutilation?!! I mean, after doing himself he got to exercise his blood fetish and mess with all the men in his tribe (and then some), and got away with it by saying he was told to do it by a guy whose name shall not be mentioned. Sounds pretty fishy to me. For years I have been wondering – How do we know that Abraham wasn't just a perv who had a fetish for genital mutilation?!! I mean, after doing himself he got to exercise his blood fetish and mess with all the men in his tribe (and then some), and got away with it by saying he was told to do it by a guy whose name shall not be mentioned. Sounds pretty fishy to me.

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