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Music makes the world go around?

January 14th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Jews love musicals. We love watching them, we love to sing along with our favorite show tunes, and, of course, we love writing and producing them!

Jews and Musicals

Asians, particularly Koreans, love Karaoke.

Jews love Asians.

Therefore, you must see this YouTube video of a Korean kid singing Mariah Carey‘s “Touch My Body” or, in Korean Karaoke, “Tuts My Barreh.” It is subtitled — in English — for your amusement.


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  • For those of you interested in the actual lyrics of “Touch My Body” by Mariah Carey, here they are:

    “Touch My Body”

    MC, you're the place to be
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
    Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

    I know that you've been waiting for it
    I'm waiting too
    In my imagination I'd be all up on you
    I know you got that fever for me
    Hundred and two
    And boy I know I feel the same
    My temperature's through the roof

    [Chorus:]
    If there's a camera up in here
    Then it's gonna leave with me
    When I do (I do)
    If there's a camera up in here
    Then I'd best not catch this flick
    On YouTube (YouTube)
    'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
    About this secret rendezvous
    I will hunt you down
    'Cause they be all up in my bidness
    Like a Wendy Interview
    But this is private
    Between you and I

    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    Boy you can put me on you
    Like a brand new white tee
    I'll hug your body tighter
    Than my favorite jeans
    I want you to caress me
    Like a tropical breeze
    And float away with you
    In the Caribbean Sea

    [Chorus]

    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
    You won't wanna go nowhere
    In the lap of luxury
    Baby just turn to me
    You won't want for nothing boy
    I will give you plenty
    Touch my body

    Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more
    Touch my body
    Throw me on the bed
    I just wanna make you feel
    Like you never did.
    Touch my body
    Let me wrap my thighs
    All around your waist
    Just a little taste
    Touch my body
    Know you love my curves
    Come on and give me what I deserve
    And touch my body.

    Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
    Oh yeah oh yeah
    Oh oh oh oh yeah
    Touch my body…

    Lyrics are from azlyrics.com.