Kvetchlibs are Madlibs for people (Jews) who always complain. Fill in the missing words to customize your own personal kvetch:
I just had a colonoscopy. The doctor took one look at my ________ and said “I’ve never seen such a ________!”
I’m terrible in bed. Every time I ________, I ________.
My poor aunt Sylvia. She went to the hospital. They found a ________ in her ________.
We went on a tropical vacation. The weather was so hot, I thought my ________ would ________.
Last year we all went to ________ and got ________ from eating ________.
My ________ is such a crook! He charged me ________ for ________.