I’ve been wondering what the Nazis would have done if they had invented MySpace or Facebook first.

Brownshirts and stormtroopers could have more easily stayed in toouch.

In answer to the question “What are you doing now?” they could have posted things like, “parachuting into Norway,” “dreaming of more liebenraum” or, as Alan suggested, “sharpening barbed wire at work — ouch!”

What are you doing right now?

  • And don’t forget Third Reich’s Hitler Youth. They would have been at the forefront of MasterSpace status message movement.

    Someone with the screen name of Brumhilda1938 might have posted, “thinking Der Fuehrer’s mustache is sooooo cute!”

    Or, someone named GuntherBoi might have posted, “my boots are getting me lots of attention — and from the ladies too!”

  • Hey Jaffe, is it too soon to be making Nazi status message jokes?

  • Speaking of Facebook, it seems they’ve locked me out of my account and deleted all of my posts.

    Facebook. Out of Order.

    Could it be that they didn’t read this disclaimer on the right-hand sidebar of the blog:

    “If you are are severely humor impaired, this site is a tongue-and-cheek Website about my life: The life of a New York-born and raised Jewish man.”

    It wouldn’t surprise me. So, if you’re reading this right now, please unlock my account!